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11 March 2011 @ 10:40 pm

DANIEL'S NO LONGER SINGLE, IT SEEMS.


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12 December 2010 @ 01:27 pm
NORMALLY, WE AT capslock_bruhl PREFER TO SPACE POSTS OUT HERE JUST TO GIVE EVERYONE TIME TO RECOVER FROM DANIEL'S STUNNING BEAUTY. HOWEVER, THE FOLLOWING PHOTO HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION AND ABSOLUTELY MUST BE SHARED IMMEDIATELY.

BEHOLD, THE REASON FOR THE BIG BANG, CREATION, AND MODERN CIVILIZATION:



EMPIRES FELL, DINOSAURS WENT EXTINCT, AND NIXON WAS ELECTED PRESIDENT JUST SO THAT WE CAN EXIST IN THE NEW MILLENIUM AND APPRECIATE THIS MAN.
 
 
09 December 2010 @ 02:01 pm


OMG. LOOKIT YOU WITH YOUR MESSY HAIR, YOUR CHEST HAIR ALL EXPOSED AND A SMILE THAT MAKES BABY ANGELS CRY.

SEE THAT BRIGHT LIGHT? THAT'S NOT JUST SUNLIGHT, NO SIR. THAT'S THE ETERNAL LOVE OF THE GREAT CREATOR SHINING DOWN UPON DANIEL.

THAT'S WHY HE'S NOT WEARING HIS SUNGLASSES, BECAUSE HE'S BASKING IN IT.

BUT YOU DO KNOW WHY HE HAS SUNGLASSES ON HIM, DON'T YOU?



RIGHT.
 
 
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05 October 2010 @ 10:50 pm


ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS THE GREATEST GERMAN TO EVER GERMAN. BECAUSE HE WAS DEDICATED TO HIS ACTING CRAFT, HE GREW FACIAL HAIR TO PUT LENIN TO SHAME.

HOWEVER, HIS ~LOVER SOON LEARNED THAT MAKING OUT WITH THE GREATEST GERMAN TO EVER GERMAN ISN'T EASY WHEN HE HAS A SCRATCHY BEARD LIKE A BRILLO-PAD.

SO, MELANIE ASKED OF HIM, "PLEASE, CAN'T YOU JUST SHAVE IT?"

BUT ALAS, HE COULD NOT, AS HE HAD HIS REPUTATION TO UPHOLD AS THE MOST TALENTED ACTOR ON THE PLANET (DANIEL DAY-LEWIS LEAVES HIM ANGRY, SPITEFUL PHONE MESSAGES, IT'S TRUE).



DESPONDENT, AS HE WAS IN DESPERATE NEED OF THE KIND OF LOVIN' ONLY A CERTAIN FRENCH WOMAN CAN PROVIDE, HE HEADED TO HIS TRAILER TO DROWN HIS SORROWS IN A FANCY GERMAN BEER AND A DVD HE EDITED TOGETHER OF ALL HER NUDE SCENES.

BUT, ALL HOPE WAS NOT LOST, AS MELANIE WAS HIDING IN HIS TRAILER, WAITING FOR HIM TO ARRIVE! AND SO, THE TWO GREATEST EUROPEANS TO EVER EUROPEAN DID FILTHY THINGS TO EACH OTHER. WHY YES, HE RUBBED HER RAW ALL OVER WITH THAT BEARD.

IF THAT ISN'T HAPPILY-EVER-AFTER, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.


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04 September 2010 @ 12:15 am


BACK THE FUCK UP.

LOOK AT THIS FINE MOTHERFUCKER HERE.

YOUR PERFECTLY COIFFED, WIND-BLOWN HAIR, YOUR PANTS-DROPPING SMILE AND SHIRT LEFT OPEN ENOUGH TO GET A PEEK OF YOUR CHEST HAIR.

GODDAMN.

SUAVE.

YOU ARE ONE SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER.

YOU'RE GOING TO GO ON LIVING FABULOUSLY AND PLOWING A CERTAIN FRENCH ACTRESS IN YOUR HOTEL ROOM WHILE THE REST OF US ARE LEFT GAWKING, AREN'T YOU?

YES, YES YOU ARE.

YOU SO FINE, DANIEL.
 
 
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20 June 2010 @ 06:03 am

LOOK AT THESE TWO. THEY'RE THE SEXIEST COUPLE OF EUROPEANS TO EVER EUROPEAN.

DAMN STRAIGHT HE CAN SPEAK HER LANGUAGE, HE'S A GENIUS. HE CAN ALSO TALK DIRTY TO HER IN SPANISH IF HE SO PLEASES (AND HE DOES). EVERYONE ELSE AT THE PREMIERE LOOKED TIRED AND BORED, BUT NOT THESE TWO, SMILING AND STANDING EXTREMELY CLOSE TOGETHER. FUCK YOU TIL. FUCK YOU AUGUST. YOU'RE NOT INVITED TO THIS HOT FRENCH-ON-GERMAN ACTION.

WE SEE YOU, DAN.

WE SEE YOU TOUCHING HER ASS.




AND WE LIKE IT.
 
 
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16 June 2010 @ 12:15 am


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CUTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
LOL MARCEL, YOU'RE NOT INVITED, GTFO

HAVE LOTS OF ~*~SEXY TIMEZ~*~ WITH MEL TODAY, DANNYBOY.
AND LOLMARCEL ALOT. IT'S GOOD FOR THE SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CUTE PARTY HAT.
 
 
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06 June 2010 @ 09:15 pm


"OH, HEY. I'M JUST HANGING OUT IN MY DISHEVELED DENIM SHIRT WITH MY PERFECTLY MESSY HAIR. I MIGHT BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN IN EXISTENCE, BUT I FIND THAT IT'S THE INSIDE THAT COUNTS. DO YOU LIKE THE TRAFFIC LIGHT IN THE BACKGROUND? I DO, BECAUSE I'M A BIG FAN OF TWIN PEAKS."
 
 
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05 June 2010 @ 10:30 pm


THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN IN EXISTENCE RIGHT HERE.

EVEN TIL SCHWEIGER'S DISAPPOINTED FACE LOOMING IN THE BACKGROUND CAN'T GET DANIEL DOWN.

HE'S JUST STANDING THERE, HANDS IN HIS POCKETS, NOT A CARE IN THE WORLD. HE'S TOTALLY THINKING, "FUCK YOU, TIL."

SERIOUSLY, THERE ARE NONE BETTER THAN THIS BOY.
 
 
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